Best Thanksgiving Status Updates

Thanksgiving Holiday Status Updates. This year we are thankful for all of you. So we compiled this special "BEST OF" Thanksgiving status updates to share with you! Thanksgiving status updates for every occasion... Top Thanksgiving Status...

Random Questions to Ask People

A lot of people ask me... Hey, how do you get so many people involved on Facebook?   Well, for the most part no one cares about your dumb status update.  That is unless you...

20 Funny Mothers Day Status Updates

Make your moms day, share one of these.. 20 Funny Mother's Day Status Updates: You sure do make good looking babies. Happy Mother's Day! Mom, your greatest accomplishment was me. So, you're welcome. Remember your Mom’s 37-hour labor?...

Laughing At Your Own Text, 20 Funny Statuses, Bot Trust

Laughing At Your Own Text Share if you crack yourself up! 20 Funny Statuses: Practice safe text – use commas and never miss a period. You’re one of those women that my mom warned me about…Here’s my number.  I...

12 Awesome Statuses for Tuesday

Tuesday doesn't have to suck!  Make Tuesday suck less by posting these... Funny Statuses for Tuesday: Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. (From our 4.5-star Rated...

Election Day Status Updates, One Liners, Jokes and More!

Happy Election Day, America. Here's some neutral Political Statuses for you... Election Day Quotes & Status Updates: Politicians are like diapers.They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. I wish politicians cared half as much...

Swimsuit Season, Husky Tantrum, & 20 Goofy Status Updates

One day closer to the weekend, share one of these.. 20 Goofy Status Updates: Don't you wish karma was like pizza and could be delivered in under 30 minutes? Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean I don't...

Ultimate Drone Save, Police Dogs, & Top 20 Weekend Statuses

Make your weekend last longer, share one of these... Top 20 Weekend Statuses: I've robbed banks before...and they're never getting their pens back. Why are you showing me pictures of your kid if you have a dog? People...