20 Funny Cinco De Mayo Status Updates

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Check out todays Cinco de Mayo special edition..

20 Funny Cinco de Mayo Status Updates:

  1. Cinco De Mayo falls on Taco Tuesday…. How is God not real ?????
  2. Thank you for an excuse to drink at work. #CincoDeMayo
  3. Your Cinco De Mayo goodtime checklist:
    ✓sombrero hat
    ✓constantly yelling Olé for no reason
    ✓margarita mustache
    ✓maracas
    ✓ridiculous amounts of dancing
    How many did achieve today? Don’t worry, there’s still time.
  4. It’s only every seven years that you get to celebrate Taco Tuesday and Cinco De Mayo on the same day.
  5. Contrary to popular belief, Cinco de Mayo is Spanish for ‘the fifth of May’ and not ‘chug, chug, chug.’ Anyway, salud!
  6. Is it really necessary to adopt another country’s holiday just to have an excuse to drink tequila? You don’t need one the other 364 days of the year.
  7. Here’s to all the white people celebrating Cinco De Mayo.
  8. I’m not above using obscure Mexican battles to justify my drinking.
  9. Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall.
  10. Remember that Cinco de Mayo is an important celebration for Mexicans everywhere except almost all of Mexico.
  11. And a very happy Pico de Gallo to you too!
  12. The only downside to Cinco de Mayo is Seis de Hangover.
  13. Tonight I insist on eating authentic Mexican food while wearing a novelty sombrero.
  14. I hate tacos… said no Juan ever.
  15. Cinco de Mayo is a great holiday for a bunch of dudes to get together for margaritas and still feel like dudes.
  16. Fiesta like there is no Mañana.
  17. Everyone is Mexican on Cinco de Mayo.
  18. “Happy Cinco de Meow.” – Kitty
  19. May your Cinco de Mayo be free of unfortunate piñata incidents.
  20. It’s Cinco de Mayo – party your culata off!

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This cat knows how to celebrate..

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OK, Cat – Are you going to drink it or just knock it over on purpose?

Jimmy Kimmel asks people when is “Cinco De Mayo”? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBPkPy7JGvM

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