Funniest Pick Up Lines


Seeing a cute girl or guy around and wanting to approach them can be one of the most daunting things out there. Well, we are here to help! A great way to start a conversation and break the ice is to use a good old pick up line. We’ve all heard the good old “hey, if you were a pirate, would you have your parrot sit on this shoulder…or THIS shoulder” whilst nonchalantly putting an arm around the one you’re trying to pick up. Cute, but boring! There are soooo many pick up line possibilities out there, in so many categories and “genres” (if you will) across the board. We are here to help you score the date of your dreams with the PERFECT pick up line. Here you will find the best cheesy, cute, corny, Christian, clean, Valentine, math, chemistry and nerdy pick up lines to implement. Fasten your seat belts for a fun and flirty ride!

Cheesy & Corny

A few cheesy and corny pick up line options:

1. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.” Aw! Cute, but cheesy. Perfect prelude to ask someone out for coffee.

2. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.” Yes, the perfect pick up line! Because everyone wants to be compared to a vegetable.

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Several cute pick up line options are as follows:

1. “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.” Adorable! This would be perfect for picking up a photographer, or even just someone who likes to be photographed.

2. “Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.” Any girl would melt at this cute and sappy pick up line! To die for, so cute.

Once again, has scads of great pick up lines just like these.

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Below are two Christian pick up lines that are just heavenly. Literally.

1. “So last night I was reading the book of Numbers and I realized…I don’t have yours!” OMG. So cute.

2. “Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives…because he never met you.” Oh my. So clever, so flattering, so true. has these and all the Christian pick up lines you can imagine! Check them out.

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1. “Sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentines Day, but if you want something sweet and smooth I’m right here.” How slick!

2. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?” I’m sure Cupid would be willing to help. 😉

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Math & Chemistry

1. “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te!” How sweet! Anybody who knows their elements would appreciate this pick up line.

2. “I need help with my algebra. Could you replace my X without asking Y?” Using algebra to score a date…who knew! has plenty more where those came from!

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1. “I work out so I can carry more books.” Who could turn that down!?

2. “You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to life.” How sweet. Anyone would love to be reminded that they add meaning.

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