Andy’s Coming! Share if you want to try this! 20 Funny Statuses: Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. He who laughs last didn’t get it. Note – The key to a good relationship […]
Statuses
Safety First, 20 Statuses, Ellen Scares Eric Stonestreet
Safety First Safety is obviously her main concern. 20 Funny Statuses: Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep! Looking at your best friend and laughing uncontrollably for no reason When you text someone to say you are outside their house instead of knocking. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight! […]
When You Show Up Before Any Of Your Friends
You Suck At Breathing
Nerds In The Yard, Statuses to Steal, & Supercats
My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard.. Never trade your Charizard.. 20 Funny Status Updates Worth Stealing: “Don’t make me regret this.” -things I think when accepting a friend request. Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes. Am I the only […]
Self Portraits, Silly Statuses, Wake Up Lady!
Pigeon to Picasso Talk about good aim! 20 Silly Statuses: I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert. I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know so they have to run a little. If you ever get caught sleeping […]