How Much Horse Power? So much horse power it doesn’t all fit under the hood 20 Funny Statuses: Why is it called “reading a book” and not paper view? I just saw a guy take a bite of Kit Kat bar without breaking it apart first! Sir, we live in a society with rules, please […]
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Life Is Short, 20 Funny Statuses, Tha Flippa Remix
Life Is Short… Mind Blown… 20 Funny Statuses: It’s 2015, why cant you unselect a floor in an elevator yet? You know you are old when your parties have glasses instead of red plastic cups. I always scratch off the “Plus One” option on wedding invitations are replace it with “Drinking for two” The ultimate […]
A Man’s Band-Aid, 20 Funny Statuses, SCARE Crow Prank
Jack Daniel’s – A Man’s Band-Aid 20 Funny Statuses: If I lean to the left. I am not trying to whisper in your ear. I’m married. I’m gonna fart. As an adult, I’m not eating nearly as much ice cream as 10 year old me thought I would. My cat’s gonna be homeless unless he […]
No One Hides From The Boss, 20 Funny Statuses, Stephen Colbert “Who Am Me?”
No One Hides From The Boss Waldo better watch his back… 20 Funny Statuses: Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia. There’s a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday. I just changed my WiFi password to “blowmefirst.” I can’t wait for someone to ask me for it! […]
Babies Are Too STINKIN’ Cute, 20 Funny Statuses, What Is In The Box?
Babies Are Too STINKIN’ Cute 20 Funny Statuses: I hope manners is the next cool trend. I’m on this great new diet where I spend all my grocery money on strippers. I can not be held responsible for what my face does when you talk. Apparently taking a nap does not qualify as “doing some […]
Disney’s Rules, 20 Funny Statuses, Seniors At Bonnaroo
Disney’s Rules Try it out! See how it works for you.. 20 Funny Statuses: I always like seeing those “Baby on Board” stickers because it’s nice to see agreeable babies out there. I’ll call it a smartphone the day I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells “Down here! In the couch cushions!” As the […]