Trust Fall! Share if you’ve ever had a friend trust fall on you! 20 Funny Statuses: Dear Facebook, Please stop asking me what’s on my mind. I’m gonna get myself in trouble if I keep spilling my guts to you. My dreams are bigger than my wallet, but I’ll find a way I didn’t say […]
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Andy’s Coming, 20 Funny Statuses, Kung Fu Patty Cake
Andy’s Coming! Share if you want to try this! 20 Funny Statuses: Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. He who laughs last didn’t get it. Note – The key to a good relationship […]
Safety First, 20 Statuses, Ellen Scares Eric Stonestreet
Safety First Safety is obviously her main concern. 20 Funny Statuses: Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep! Looking at your best friend and laughing uncontrollably for no reason When you text someone to say you are outside their house instead of knocking. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight! […]
Good News, 20 Statuses, Swiper No Swiping
Trying to make small talk.. 20 Funny Status: People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world. There’s no such thing as too old for Disney. Time for a box o’ wine and a crazy straw my life is falling apart faster than a nature valley granola bar I love it when […]
Shoot To Turn Off, 20 Funny Statuses, Whisper Wilson
Shoot To Turn Off Storm Trooper Clock 20 Funny Statuses Worth Sharing: I could defuse a bomb if it sounded like an alarm clock and I was sleeping. Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know…like Thursday. Sometimes I don’t even know if I’m kidding. I once took a […]
Nerds In The Yard, Statuses to Steal, & Supercats
My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard.. Never trade your Charizard.. 20 Funny Status Updates Worth Stealing: “Don’t make me regret this.” -things I think when accepting a friend request. Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes. Am I the only […]