Baffled Boxer 20 Funny Statuses: f puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again. Shout out to weathermen telling us the barometric pressure like we know what the hell to do with that information. It’s called “Biscotti” because nobody would buy “chocolate covered croutons”. Whenever I have […]
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When People Argue On Social Networks, 20 Funny Statuses, Halloween Prank
When People Argue On Social Networks… Get the popcorn… this is going to be a good one! 20 Funny Statuses: I’d like to give a big shout-out to all my hard of hearing friends! If you’re an astronaut, and you don’t end a relationship with “look, I just need space..” then your wasting everyones time. I’m […]
How Much Horse Power?, 20 Funny Statuses, Google Cardboard-Virtual Reality
How Much Horse Power? So much horse power it doesn’t all fit under the hood 20 Funny Statuses: Why is it called “reading a book” and not paper view? I just saw a guy take a bite of Kit Kat bar without breaking it apart first! Sir, we live in a society with rules, please […]
Life Is Short, 20 Funny Statuses, Tha Flippa Remix
Life Is Short… Mind Blown… 20 Funny Statuses: It’s 2015, why cant you unselect a floor in an elevator yet? You know you are old when your parties have glasses instead of red plastic cups. I always scratch off the “Plus One” option on wedding invitations are replace it with “Drinking for two” The ultimate […]
A Man’s Band-Aid, 20 Funny Statuses, SCARE Crow Prank
Jack Daniel’s – A Man’s Band-Aid 20 Funny Statuses: If I lean to the left. I am not trying to whisper in your ear. I’m married. I’m gonna fart. As an adult, I’m not eating nearly as much ice cream as 10 year old me thought I would. My cat’s gonna be homeless unless he […]
No One Hides From The Boss, 20 Funny Statuses, Stephen Colbert “Who Am Me?”
No One Hides From The Boss Waldo better watch his back… 20 Funny Statuses: Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia. There’s a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday. I just changed my WiFi password to “blowmefirst.” I can’t wait for someone to ask me for it! […]