Archives for 2010

What is up people?!?!  Make your friends laugh with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Need to save money on car insurance? Flee the scene. Universal truth: You’ve turned into your dad the day you put […]

By posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.” (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. Why […]

Instead laugh it up and make your friends laugh with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic’? (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Listening and hearing are two […]

Laugh your way through the weekend with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) If guns kill people, do spoons make people fat? There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those […]

Tis the season’  here are some hilarious Statuses for the Holidays… Holiday Status Updates: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.. a partridge in a pear tree.  Thank goodness for Gift Reciepts!  (Hundreds of Holiday related statuses on our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Just a reminder in […]

Get through Wednesday with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don’t like flowers. I’ve been wearing a great new scent. It’s called New Car Interior. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. My phone changed […]