Archives for 2010

What is up!  Welcome back and make your friends laugh this Thursday with these… Funny December Status Updates for Facebook: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) I can’t believe it’s Christmas eve eve eve and they’re […]

We got the cure for the hump day blues.  Post these funny statuses and watch the comments/likes roll in… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) A day in my office is like Christmas. I do all the work and a […]

What is up amigos?  Laugh it up this Tuesday with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Consciousness bone connected to the coffee bone. In a new poll of procrastinators, 21% favor Facebook, […]

Welcome back friends!  Hope you had a relaxing weekend.  As the holidays approach make your friends laugh with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Don’t worry about what you eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Worry about what you […]

Enjoy your weekend folks and make your friends laugh with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: The farther away the future is, the better it looks. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. “I’ve always done it this way.” I understand that, […]

Welcome back friends!  Make this Thursday on Facebook a little more enjoyable with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn’t doing the same thing. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) When all else fails, admit I’m right and kiss my butt. […]