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Baffled Boxer 20 Funny Statuses: f puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again. Shout out to weathermen telling us the barometric pressure like we know what the hell...

When People Argue On Social Networks... Get the popcorn... this is going to be a good one! 20 Funny Statuses: I'd like to give a big shout-out to all my hard of hearing friends! If you're an astronaut, and...

How Much Horse Power? So much horse power it doesn't all fit under the hood 20 Funny Statuses: Why is it called "reading a book" and not paper view? I just saw a guy take a bite of...

Life Is Short... Mind Blown... 20 Funny Statuses: It’s 2015, why cant you unselect a floor in an elevator yet? You know you are old when your parties have glasses instead of red plastic cups. I always scratch off...

Jack Daniel's - A Man's Band-Aid 20 Funny Statuses: If I lean to the left. I am not trying to whisper in your ear. I'm married. I'm gonna fart. As an adult, I’m not eating nearly as...

No One Hides From The Boss Waldo better watch his back... 20 Funny Statuses: Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia. There’s a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday. I...

Babies Are Too STINKIN' Cute 20 Funny Statuses: I hope manners is the next cool trend. I'm on this great new diet where I spend all my grocery money on strippers. I can not be held responsible for...

Disney's Rules Try it out! See how it works for you.. 20 Funny Statuses: I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it's nice to see agreeable babies out there. I'll call it a smartphone the...