How Much Horse Power?, 20 Funny Statuses, Google Cardboard-Virtual Reality
How Much Horse Power?
So much horse power it doesn't all fit under the hood
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Why is it called "reading a book" and not paper view?
I just saw a guy take a bite of...
Life Is Short, 20 Funny Statuses, Tha Flippa Remix
Life Is Short...
Mind Blown...
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It’s 2015, why cant you unselect a floor in an elevator yet?
You know you are old when your parties have glasses instead of red plastic cups.
I always scratch off...
A Man’s Band-Aid, 20 Funny Statuses, SCARE Crow Prank
Jack Daniel's - A Man's Band-Aid
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If I lean to the left. I am not trying to whisper in your ear. I'm married. I'm gonna fart.
As an adult, I’m not eating nearly as...
No One Hides From The Boss, 20 Funny Statuses, Stephen Colbert “Who Am Me?”
No One Hides From The Boss
Waldo better watch his back...
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Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia. There’s a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
I...
Babies Are Too STINKIN’ Cute, 20 Funny Statuses, What Is In The Box?
Babies Are Too STINKIN' Cute
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I hope manners is the next cool trend.
I'm on this great new diet where I spend all my grocery money on strippers.
I can not be held responsible for...
Disney’s Rules, 20 Funny Statuses, Seniors At Bonnaroo
Disney's Rules
Try it out! See how it works for you..
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I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it's nice to see agreeable babies out there.
I'll call it a smartphone the...
Ice Cube Doesn’t Need a Life Vest, 20 Funny Statuses, Last One In Is...
Ice Cube Doesn't Need a Life Vest
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The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.
Wouldn’t it be nice if the world was flat? That...
Fall Break, 20 Funny Statuses, Ordering At Restaurants
You Have Fall Break?
Here, let me ruin that for you!
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When I go running, I usually meet new people..... like paramedics.
It's ok, ghosts, no-one believes in me either.
Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's...