Happy Monday, make someones day, share one of these…
20 Great Facebook Status Ideas:
- The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
- Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a beautiful day.
- I wonder how thin I’d be if I had to pedal to keep the computer powered up.
- Time to turn over a new leaf. With my luck it’ll be poison ivy.
- Why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??
- In the 90s if a woman said “my eyes are up here” it was because a guy was staring at her chest Today it’s because he’s staring at his phone.
- Men everywhere should appreciate Starbucks attempt to brainwash women into believing that grande means medium.
- *eats snack while looking for a better snack*
- I only like clicky pens when I am the clicker.
- These energy drinks make sitting on the couch so much more exciting.
- Laughter is the best medicine. But wine gets the job done faster.
- You’ll be my glass of wine. I’ll be your shot of whiskey.
- My only goal this summer is to not be confused with an albino.
- What am I looking for in a guy? Feed me and tell my I’m pretty.
- If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.
- The most frightening thing about nightmares is realizing that they were created by your mind.
- Yes Officer, I carry a knife, but that’s just in case I find a cake.
- It’s amazing how 3 minutes with the wrong person feels like an eternity, yet 3 hours with the right one, feels like only a moment.
- Clear the unused time on the microwave, you monster!
- Only a fool trips on what’s behind him.
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Finally got one..
It’s about time! And the picture isn’t grainy at all.
Dogs who want that thing on the table..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOvaNkKouCs
It’s kind of like me and my life. Always one paw length away!
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