Funk-ta-fied Friday Funny Facebook Status Updates

Try saying that fifty times fast.  Well kids, it is the end of the week and once again you are craving the hottest funniest facebook status updates in the industry.  And folks, this is it.  So here ya go, you’re welcome:

  • Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
  • Insurance that no matter where you go, you can sway to the seductive crooning of Al Green, and/or Dokken.
  • If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting
  • I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
  • Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?

Funny video of the day:

Embed link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fIjYnPazc

Stay tuned folks cuz, it’s about to get a lot better here.  Not that it was bad.  But, you know… better is better.