Card Fail, Bag’O’Puppies, & Awesome Statuses

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Awesome Status Updates for Facebook:

• To me, “being the bigger person” means wishing a happy birthday on Facebook to people who did not wish me one. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
• Silly barber, always puts my superman cape on backwards.
• You know you are bored when all you do is eat.
• Nothing screams jealous insecure trust issues louder than a joint Facebook profile.
• Walking into your room and saying “Damn, I need to clean this…” then walking out.
• Lazy fact #254946156, You were too lazy to read that number.  (191+Likes in 8 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• That depressing moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an amazing movie.
• LIKE IF you sign on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online.
• Ladies, you can’t really say “Happiness” without saying “Penis”.
• That nervous feeling you get when you talk to someone you really like on the phone for the first time.
• I want to deactivate my FB account, but I know I would be proud of myself and want to announce it to everyone… on Facebook.
• The awkward moment when you think your falling off a building and have a spaz attack in your sleep.
• You know you’re getting old when caution is the only thing you exercise.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• “I love Eminem” “The candy?” “No, the rapper” “What’s so cool about M&M wrappers?”

Did anyone order the bag full of cuteness?

Post that to your Facebook wall and watch the LIKE & comment magnet at work. Cute puppies never fail!

House of Cards comes crashing down…

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Amazing that someone could stack cards that high to begin with. Share with your Facebook friends and see if they’ve ever wrecked a house of cards like that one 🙂